'The Bachelorette' Recap

We’re baaaaack! And we’re booorrrring!

First thing’s first. One-on-one roses are no longer, but group date roses are still a thing. Next up is hometown dates, so anyone who gets a rose tonight is introducing Jojo to their family. 

The first date of the episode went to Alex. He’s the only one who hasn’t had a one-on-one with her, so it makes sense, even though it was basically just to drive for forever. Then they did something where they made horses lay down while Alex dressed offensively? Basically classic Bachelor date.​

He eventually told her that he was falling in love with her and she was like uh oh, not same boo, and dumped him (even though she didn’t have to). He was a dick about it. Whatever.

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The rest of the guys had to hop on a bus, where they were apparently forced to play improv games. (Don’t worry, Alex also improvised a rap on in his car as well).

Second date went to our boy Jordy-poo. They made their own really really gross wine and he told her he loved her, which went better for him than it did for Alex.

Chase, James, and Robby got the group date. Leaving Luke with the last one-on-one.

The group date was filled with truth and dare and all the guys thinking they were sure they were a frontrunner. But the guy who got the rose was Robby.​

Luke and her rode horses. It was a big episodes for them horsies.

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No cocktail party tonight because girl has her mind made up. Luke, Jordan and Chase, sending sad James Taylor home. Don’t matter how many french fries you can fit in your mouth if she don’t love you bud.