'The Bachelorette' Recap

Tonight the troupe was in Buenos Aires, Argentina. 

Right off the bat, Chris announced that there would be yet another two-on-one, just two weeks after the last one (and usually there aren’t more than one per season).

The first date card was for Wells, who I didn’t even know what he looked like. He is also the only one who hasn’t kissed her yet.​

They went to a performance art exhibit, where they got to participate and he finally landed one on her. But at dinner Wells opened up about his ex girlfriend and how they were more friends than anything. So she did not give Wells the rose. Because Jojo also felt like they were just friends.

Wells probably feels like he wasted that kiss, meanwhile Jojo being fucking savage just went back to the performance piece and watched a SHOW and laughed in the middle of a rainy dance party. JOJO GIRL. SAVAGE.

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Luke, Robbie, Jordan, James and Alex got the group date, leaving Chase and Derek (also known as Who? and WHO?) for the two-on-one.

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On the group date James Taylor spent the whole time feeling bad for himself because he thinks she likes the other guys better. His way to fix this was to throw Jordan under the bus, because Jordan changed the rules of a card game. Basically his whole story was “He’s Jordan Rogers so he can do what he wants”. And guess what bud, he kind of can. Breaking news: one white boy thinks another white boy is entitled. ​

Jojo brought it up to Jordan, but the way Jordan explained it honestly sounded like the stupidest possible thing James could have brought up. 

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Joke’s on those boys because Jojo just gave the rose to the guy she made out with (Luke). Stop wasting time complaining and get to macking. 

I basically just had the two-on-one playing while I looked at the Keg menu to get myself ready for dinner tomorrow night, so I can’t tell you what happened exactly, but I can tell you it was a major yawn fest (shocker). She gave Chase (aka who?!) the rose, sending Derek (aka WHO?!) home.
They spent about as much time as the date took place following Derek crying in the back of a limo while a beautiful singer sang ‘Don’t Cry for Me Argentina’ and Chase and Jojo danced. This show is the most ridiculous.​

The men who got roses were Robbie and Jordan. Before she gave away the final rose she decided it was a good time to take a walk because she felt sick and didn’t want to give the last rose. So she didn’t, she gave out two. (UGHHHH). I can’t with this show any more. 

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Anyways, see you next week.