'The Bachelorette Finale' Recap

Is the couch low enough yet? KEEP GOING said the producer before Kaitlyn’s family arrived.

They made it out of Utah. Finally. And they’re back in LA. Kaitlyn's sister cannot believe that Nick V is back or that him and Shawn and feuding. The sister is our representative.

Is the couch low enough yet? KEEP GOING said the producer before Kaitlyn’s family arrived.

They made it out of Utah. Finally. And they’re back in LA. Kaitlyn's sister cannot believe that Nick V is back or that him and Shawn and feuding. The sister is our representative.

Nick was the epitome of class in an open button-up and jeans and sneakers. 

The whole family was shocked to see Nick V in all honesty, but her mom called him out on his shit. She called him arrogant and his response was that he wasn’t surprised that he was there.

Then he cried like a little baby talking about how she was great. Because manipulation. Then voila, the interrogation stopped.

Shawn on the other hand was wearing a matching shirt to Kaitlyn’s dad. So points on the outfit for Shawn.

Kaitlyn’s mom brought up the point we’re all having trouble with - which is jealousy with Shawn. He admitted to his struggle with jealousy, and that he only feels jealous because his feelings are so strong, and since it wasn’t exclusive he had troubles but once they are exclusive he’ll be fine. That won over Kaitlyn’s mom, and if it won her over it won us over.

Nick asked her dad for her hand in marriage whereas Shawn asked both parents. More points for Shawn.

Don’t worry, there were still one more date each.

Nick and Kaitlyn went sailing. Then they drank wine and had gross kisses. Nick gave her a gift (it was not in his pants). It was a really lame poem and picture in a fold up picture frame. UGH.

Kaitlyn and Shawn drank wine on a bench and Kaitlyn couldn’t articulate her feelings.

For his gift to Kaitlyn he chose the Jar of Treats (or Memory Jar). It included pictures and golf tees.

Neil Lane was there (obvi) and both guys picked out rings (although Nick thought it might be Kaitlyn knocking on the door to break up with him).

They all returned to the mansion for the final rose BECAUSE THIS SEASON MAKES NO SENSE.

And the first one out of the limo was…Nick. SEE YA LATER.

It was ruff watching him pour his heart out to her and have her just clearly not on the same page. Luckily she didn’t let him get down on one knee, but she did continue on her streak of super shitty breakups. He there both the engagement ring and the ring him and Kaitlyn got in Ireland when in the limo.

Then came the time where Shawn got down on one knee and said all the right things and voila, they’re engaged by the Bachelor mansion pool.

It was pretty cute, I won’t lie. But someone get Kaitlyn a coat please.