'The Bachelor' Season Finale Recap

SPOILERS AHEAD!

Last week Ben made the proclamation that he would get married right now, so tonight they flew in BOTH parents, a pastor and Neil Lane, because reality TV allows for a new kind of torture.

Tonight the girls met Ben’s parents, and it was clear his mother was NOT impressed with her son loving two women. Despite this, his parents clearly liked Jojo more.

Shocker: both girls are worried he loves someone else. Because he does.

Unsurprisingly, in the end he chose Lauren B. Jojo knew as soon as he opened his mouth and was clearly over it. GIRL YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN HIM.

​Ben was all sorts of conflicted over the two girls, but he got over it and called Lauren's dad to ask for his permission to marry her.

​So he proposed, and gave her a rose, and she said yes, just as she was programmed to as a young robot.