'Men Tell All' Recap

Ryan M. looks at himself in the bathroom mirror, it’s five minutes until show time, “You are not a garbageman. You are a junkyard specialist.”

 He repeats this mantra to himself 3 more times before emerging from the bathroom to sit amongst the other men. Nobody remembers who he is. He may have never even been on the show. But he was able to dress up his job title so much the producers didn’t question it. So here is. “Junkyard specialist” he repeats to himself one more time.

Don’t worry, Ryan M., we’ve already forgotten you (again), and focused back on Ashley “is that an onion!?” Salter who is with the rest of the Bachelor in Paradise cast looking like she could not care less. Also like she may be confused.

Things got heated FAST when they showed the clips of Ian being a DUMB IDIOT and one of the guys (I assume his name is Coreyander) said he agreed with Ian that Kaitlyn wasn’t a good Bachelorette. To which Jared responded “how long were you even on the show?”

Ian got down on one knee to say that he regrets the way he left the show and the things he said. 

Coreyander decided to dig into Clintard because he apparently knows the most about everything that happened on the show even though we don’t know his name. When JJ and Clintard were in the “hottub” they “talked” for “four” “hours” (JJ likes air quotes). Coreyander called him on his shit.

Poopah decided that men losing their jobs MEN WHO HAVE KIDS GODDAMNIT were screwed over by her bringing Nick on.

Bern Z. talked about how he closed off to Kaitlyn after she pretended to be dead during their date. Which we’ve discussed, because COME ON GIRL you do not invite the person who has had personal tragedy to a date where you pretend to have a wake. Maybe just don’t pretend to have a wake? Weird.

Ryan M. gave a successful finger-gun-point to Kaitlyn. Almost faints at the attention.

Kaitlyn came out and they discussed how she’s been treated because of her choices on the show. Chris Harrison read out some of the (VERY) hateful comments she’s received (including death threats). The audience was stunned to silence until someone shouted “we love you though!” then she got a standing ovation. 

Chris then said “I would take you as a role model to my kids over anybody who cyberbullies”.

It was actually I think an important few moments on the show, to make it clear that she is a real person, and tweeting that you think she’s a whore doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt her.

Then we got back to the drams. The guys called Kaitlyn out on her shit (aka, inviting Nick to join the show). Coreyander still has lots to say. Seriously - who is this guy?

Don’t worry though, everyone made up in the end and we got our bloopers of Kaitlyn. Alls well that ends well, amirite broken hearted fellas?