'Bachelor In Paradise' Season Premiere Recap

​As per what we’ve come to expect (and love) from Paradise, we got our insane opening credits. Notably, Chad is now known as The Chad. The Twins aren’t even to go by their individual names any more.

Daniel the Canadian (WE ARE NOT ALL LIKE THIS) made the worst impression right off the bat, by saying the three girls that were there already he “wouldn’t touch”. The blonde one if he’d had a few drinks in him. They’re bruised fruit, you know?

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But the twins showed up and Daniel immediately brightened.​

Most unknown goes to: Izzy. WHO is she? WHERE did she come from? WHY is she here? WILL these questions ever be answered? One of them will, and that’s that she supposedly comes from Ben’s season. She must have been eliminated on the first night, because people there FROM HER SEASON didn’t know who she was.

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For the first week, the guys have the power. It was also established that if you choose one twin, both stay.

Jubilee got the first date card and chose Jared.

Chad and Lace got it on in the hot tube pretty much immediately, and just as quickly things fizzled out between them, after much shouting and hitting. 

Chad continued to get aggressive with everyone else, so he had pretty much only made enemies after night one. 

So much so that Chris Harrison was called in to handle the situation, where he said the line “everyone came here for Paradise but you’ve made it hell”. Honestly Chris H laid down the law like he’s never done before and sent Chad home. HE HAS HAD IT.

But of course Chad put up a fight and didn’t go easy. But eventually he was gone and we won’t miss you, boy.

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