'Bachelor in Paradise' Season Finale Recap

Tonight, everyone will be making the most important decision of their lives, and for the first time in history (aka three seasons), there will be multiple proposals.​

For some reason they wanted to start the episode off with Carly and Evan post-fantasy suite where he recited a poem about her being gluten free. GAG GAG GAG

Lace and Grant were questioning their relationship. Absolutely crazy for two people who GOT TATTOOS just the day before.

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All the men met with American hero Neil Lane to find their engagement ring and stand with picturesque backgrounds with it.​

Evan spoke about how he never wanted to get married again until now. Which, as if. Please stop. Then Nick said he hoped it was the last time he’d meet with Neil Lane (Bachelor you seriously fucked this one up).

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Evan and Carly were the first to go and they professed their love and got engaged. UGH GIRL HE TRICKED YOU AND THEN HE CRIED GET OUTTA THERE.

ALSO - his exact words were: “will you freaking marry me” - NOTE TO ANYONE PLANNING TO PROPOSE TO ME IF YOU SAY THIS I WILL NOT ONLY SAY NO BUT CASTRATE YOU IN THE PROCESS. xoxoxoxo.

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Anyways, Lace and Grant were next, and they had one of the most real proclamations of love and then got engaged. They are the only couple I am actually rooting for and very happy for. Tattoo and all. ​

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Then we had Nick and Jen and like spoiler he’s the next Bachelor so they can’t possibly last. She laid her feelings out and said I love you and he said that something was telling him to say goodbye. ​

Then we had Amanda and Josh, where Amanda proclaimed her love and Josh (shockingly) proposed to her. (Then talked about how great the ring he picked out was, barf).

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They weren’t lying when they said there were multiple proposals. On top of that everyone said yes. Amanda and Carly need to get out, but I’m very happy for Lace and Grant. ​

Thanks for tuning in this season, we’ll be back when the new season with Mr. Nick Viall begins.