'Bachelor In Paradise' Recap

As every episode begins, Ashley was crying over Jared, and Jared laid it out for her that he was not interested. NOT. INTERESTED. Girl needs to get it through her tears.

Jared then went to talk to Caila about it, and the producers, being as heartless as they are, overlaid their sound with sounds of Ashley crying.

As every episode begins, Ashley was crying over Jared, and Jared laid it out for her that he was not interested. NOT. INTERESTED. Girl needs to get it through her tears.

Jared then went to talk to Caila about it, and the producers, being as heartless as they are, overlaid their sound with sounds of Ashley crying.

Evan finally manipulated Carly into liking him. Meanwhile Daniel’s rose was the only one up for grabs, so all the girls had to basically fight for it. 

During the rose ceremony, Graham gave Lace his rose, Josh to Amanda, Vinny to Izzy, Nick to Jen, Evan to Carly, Jared to Caila, and finally Daniel decided to let Haley and Emily stay. So Ashley’s stay was short lived and Sarah had to go home as well. 

Ashley of course wasn’t going to go out without a fight, and she asked the group if they’d be okay with her coming back with an actual open mind this time (instead of fixating on Jared). Of course the group (aka the producers) let her back. 

The next day a guy named Carl showed up (apparently from Andi’s season). I guess this season is all about bringing in people who we have NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE. 

FOLLOWING WITH THIS STUPID ASS TREND, a guy named Brett from Andi’s season, who brought a lamp to Andi, and to Paradise, apparently. 

Carl went for Emily, and Brett asked Caila on a date. This obviously made Jared upset (now he knows how it feels). Caila wasn’t into the booze cruise they went on, but you’re on a show that’s literally entered around getting drunk in the sun, so what were you expecting?

Caila decided she’d rather be with Jared in the end, devastating Ashley once again.

Ryan from Katelyn’s season showed up YET ANOTHER THAT WE DO NOT KNOW PLEASE STOP THIS YOU HAVE AN ENDLESS RESERVE.

Ryan asked Haley on a date, and she was stoked to get away from Daniel for the day.

Grant has taken adorable to a new level by taking Lace for a massage, then he told her that he loves her.

Izzy decided that she was maybe more into Brett than Vinny (even though they’ve been one of the most solid couples since the beginning). So she let Vinny know how she was feeling and he was not impressed.

We will find out what happens to them tomorrow.