'Bachelor in Paradise' Recap

After kicking out Chad, he ranted in a car about how he shouldn’t have gotten drunk. While drinking more.​

Leah showed up after Chad was gone (how lame if you gotta miss all the drams). She had a date card off the bat and wanted to pick Chad, which is hysterical.

All the girls immediately commented on how she looks so different from her season (Ben’s season), because of a hella lot of plastic surgery.

​She ended up asking Nick out on a date, which upset Amanda, of course, because she is into him. Also can we talk about Leah’s taste in men. I think Nick is getting better, but still she picked two of the villains from the shows.

Immediately after getting back from his date, Nick received a date card, and he got to choose. This time he chose Amanda, which then pissed of Leah. And the circle of life continues.

Carly and Evan had a bit of a connection, but I don’t think he’s man enough for her. He loved the kiss and she was not a fan. Her exact words “I don’t know how this man has two kids”.

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Meanwhile, Grant and Lace ‘connected’ on the beach, then the bedroom (where they unsuccessfully covered the camera).​

But most of the girls were scrambling leading up to the rose ceremony. 

Vinny ended up kissing both Izzy and Sarah before the ceremony, so that’s awkward af.

Leah pulled Nick aside, and I gotta say, I respect that he flat out was like listen, I connect to Amanda more than you. He’s being honest and that’s what we need boy.

Daniel was the one that had the most power for this ceremony, which was the most obnoxious thing to happen. He is truly the worst and making a disgrace of our country.

In the end, Grant gave his rose to Lace, Nick gave his to Amanda, Evan gave his to Carly, Jared gave his to Emily (and therefore also Haley), Vinny gave his to Izzy, while douchebag Daniel gave his to Sarah.

This sent home Leah (hope you enjoyed your day there) and Jubilee (no! my girl!).

After the rose ceremony, Josh, fresh off his sting of ‘Famously Single’ and Andi Doorman’s ex-fiance, showed up to camp. How I feel about this guy.

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He had a date card off the bat and asked Amanda out (keep in mind Nick was also on Andi’s season, like, she picked Josh over Nick).

Side note: every time one of the girls leaves she tells the other girls that she loves them. I think that’s really adorable, but also why?​

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Evan and Carly went on a date, but she had already decided she didn’t like him, so it was awkward.

​They had to do the longest hot pepper kiss and beat a world record. It was basic torture for Carly.
Jared and Emily finally kissed after she practically jumped him. 

When Josh and Amanda came back from the date and were all over each other, which he was just doing truly to piss Nick off. Also he makes really awful noises while making out that makes me very uncomfortable.

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