Bachelor In Paradise Recap

On our Monday episode, in the voice over in the beginning, Chris Harrison called Joe an asshole (it had to be bleeped out), and it was amazing.

Juelia pulled Samantha aside to warn her, and Samantha wouldn’t listen to Juelia. She was all on Joe’s side and refused to listen to the girls trying to help her out.

Turns out that Samantha had sent Joe a message saying to do whatever he could to stay until she got there. All the guys said he just handled it wrong (or, you know, he’s an asshole). But they confronted him regardless and of course he was aggressive and continued with the lies.

She lied in her interviews, seemingly forgetting that they’re ALWAYS mixed and always on film because it’s a REALITY TV PROGRAM. If you knew you liked each other you could have met in real life.

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Amber from Chris’s season showed up, and went for Dan. Because of course the one closest to Ashley S needed to come in to sweep up her man.

JJ and Megan hit it off. In his words: “even though we’re different intellectually, every time I look at her I think she’s gorgeous”. How romantic.

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The guys continued to try to get Joe to man up and admit to what he did. He continued to be a little bitch about everything. 

He’s an infuriating idiot. I can’t even write about him because he makes me so mad.

Jared summed it up for us: “What planet did I land on where JJ is the good guy and Joe is that bad guy?”

Preach Jared, preach.

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