So the ceremony continued (as a reminder: Carly gave her rose to Kirk, Ashley gave hers to Dan, Jade to Tanner, Tenley gave hers to Joshua) Ashley I gave her rose to Jared, Clare gave hers to JJ, and Juelia gave hers to Joe (girl, no), sending home Jonathan, Mikey and Michael.
My face for the whole rose ceremony was this:
Samantha showed up (if you’re like WHO DAT, she was on Chris’s season and literally didn’t speak on camera). Turns out she was closest to Juelia on their season, oh the irony. She chose Joe to go on a date Immediately).
Turns out Sam and Joe were talking before the show (of course they were, she picked him before even LOOKING at the other guys), which seems super unfair. Just like it was unfair that Nick and Kaitlyn talked before she let him on.
Juelia was upset despite literally everyone warning her this was going to happen.
Ashley S befriended Jorge the bartender.
Megan from Chris’s season showed up. She learned why the state is called New Mexico, while their home for Paradise is just plain Mexico.
When she got there she chose JJ for her date.
Kirk and Carly got it on.
Joe continued to be an asshole throughout the whole episode, gas lighting Juelia. Luckily for Juelia everyone is on her side because maybe don’t screw over the widowed single mother who left her child to find love on this show.
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