Over on Colbert, Stephen got Jonathan Franzen to read him a very scary bedtime story. He also got into Halloween by dressing as a sexy teenage vampire, and he had a great tutorial on how to carve the perfect Jack-o-Lantern.
Blake Shelton is fine with jokes about his marriage, as he explains on Late Night, and Seth and Rachel Dratch cleared the air.
Then over on The Tonight Show, the judges of The Voice played Spin the Microphone.
Olivia Wilde performed in the Actatholon on Late Night, which was fun (and impressive).
Jimmy and Gabrielle Union did some morning musical announcements which was cute as always.
And as usual the weekly recaps of The Daily Show and The Nightly Show.
One of the more beautiful performances was Misty Copeland dancing to Yo-Yo Ma's music.
Fred Armisen very accurately described an Oxygen series.
And as you may know, Jey Leno stopped by The Tonight Show earlier this week (and I was not ok with that). But then Shaq basically made up for all that with these two segments.
And the weekly recaps of The Daily Show and The Nightly Show.
Meanwhile, over on Fallon, Black Simon & Garfunkel (& real Garfunkel) sang "Can't Feel My Face" & Jimmy & Julianne Moore played Box of Lies.
Of course, The Daily Show with Trevor Noah began, but for some reason Comedy Central does not want you watching clips unless you're a citizen of the US, just like its host.
Over on Fallon, they parodied Empire, Joseph Gordon-Levitt joined the barbershop quartet for BBHMM, and Kegan and Kel reunited for a "Good Burger" sketch.
Trump and Colbert played a game where they had to figure out who said the absurd statement.
Celebrities read mean tweets live on Kimmel.
Fred Armisen took vacation pics with his selfie stick because he's perfect.
And the Nightly Show weekly recap.